Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

Finally we are blessed with snow. I am #lovingit. But also please sTOP SINGING FROZEN SONGS.

We didn't enjoy college and abandoned it at lunch. Far too rebellious. Having been soaked to death and taken multiple snowballs to the face (thanks Hannah) I wasn't really in the mood and stupidly I sat by the window watching people murder each other with balls of ice. 

Polly ventured into the garden. She was not impressed. Snow is not ~her shout~ as it were. 

You'd be truly surprised at how many teenage boys want duck wellies. Juju wellies are much better than the grim 90s jelly shoe things.

Mother Murphy and I ventured to the water park after posting some stuff. I am selling everything on ebay it's so exciting and you can't stop me. We went to feed the ducks and other bird types but we only had biscuits. I hit a swan in the face with a hobnob. It nearly killed me.

Fun fact: swans don't have teeth, they have serrated tongues. They are literally walking knives.

This goose (officially named Simon) obviously enjoyed the biscuits. I am slightly terrified of swarms of geese after several experiences of gang violence but some of them are so cute, even when they are biting your hands/bum/clothes/bag etc. I would like many as pets and I would walk them every day with my goat and alpaca that I will get and grandma cannot stop me.

I managed an excessive number of photos of my beautiful baby who is evil and won't normally let you take pictures of her. Being black, she doesn't always photograph well and apparently cats are being abandoned for this reason? Horrible. Anyone who buys into the myth that black cats don't have distinctive faces have never spent an afternoon with my bae.

 They are wrong

So very wrong.

I have a terrible cold but I redyed my hair so I hopefully I'll look more alive with not salmon hair tomorrow and I am no longer in pain from excessive squats. I am also no fitter, what a waste of time.